From Sequential Tart:
Mad Science for Girls (and Boys), Part 2:
much more pronounced case of distracting boy-craziness is one of the
more notable characteristics of Candace, the title characters' teenage
older sister in the mad-science-ish-around-the-edges
Disney Channel series
Phineas and Ferb.
Although there is no particular indication in any of the episodes I've
seen that Candace shares her brothers' aptitude for building elaborate
contraptions or for coming up with ingenious technical solutions to
problems, the fact that she spends literally all her time obsessing over
either exposing Phineas and Ferb's unorthodox activities to their
mother or getting a date with the good-looking Jeremy obviously prevents
her from accomplishing anything constructive -- or, in most cases, even
having any fun.
As the above description suggests, mad science also appears to be a predominantly male province on
Phineas and Ferb.
This may have something to do with the fact that, although the series
was officially launched fairly recently, in February 2008 (after a
months-earlier preview of the pilot episode in August 2007), creators
Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh had originally come up with the
idea sixteen years earlier and stubbornly persisted in pitching it to
various networks until
Disney finally took the bait.
Phineas and Ferb is set in Danville, a largish
town in a somewhat vaguely-defined Tri-State Area that appears to be
characterized by an abnormally high level of mad science-type activity
generally. (Despite this vaguely
Eureka-esque
atmosphere, most of the characters remain so invincibly unaware of
traditional mad science stereotypes that they routinely mistake the
German-accented, lab coat-wearing self-proclaimed evil scientist
Dr. Doofenshmirtz
for a pharmacist.) The local mall sells vials of rare
superscience-suitable isotopes such as pizzazium infinionite, and one of
the exhibits in the Danville Museum of Natural History is an H. G.
Wells-type nineteenth century model time machine, which in the episode
"It's About Time!" is briefly restored to working order by the tween
jack-of-all-technical-trades title characters. Fortunately for Phineas,
Ferb, and their perpetually exasperated big sister Candace, all of whom
wind up taking an unscheduled one-way trip to 300 Million B.C. as a
result, their friend Isabella Garcia-Shapiro and her cohorts in the
local troop of Fireside Girls are able to respond to Phineas' fossilized
S.O.S. by constructing their own time travel rescue vehicle, following
the standard instructions in their Girl Scout-like troop handbook.
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Danville also has its own distinctly inept self-styled resident
supervillain, the aforementioned Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (doctorate
acquired online), whose corporate headquarters is subtly titled
"Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated." Doofenshmirtz has built his own
rather unreliable henchman in the form of
Norm,
a cheerfully destructive hamster wheel-powered robot who can fly,
transform into a pick-up truck, and extend his arms and legs until he
towers several stories high. Unfortunately for his creator, although
Norm's artificial intelligence increases as the show goes on, the
business-suited robot continues to exhibit so little common sense that
he often winds up actively hindering the schemes of the infuriated Dr.
D, whom Norm longingly regards as his father.
However, Doofenshmirtz's true scientific specialty and favorite
intellectual progeny is his endless series of "-inator" devices. These
include the juice-inator, designed to dissolve City Hall into pineapple
juice; the away-inator, for dispatching annoying fellow motorists to an
alien dimension; the de-volitionator (which Doof actually purchased at
Brain, Bath and Beyond, "the area's largest big-box mind-control store")
and the freezeanator. The latter is a device for turning living beings
into statues, which Doofenshmirtz did invent himself. However, he uses
it only on the obtuse backseat-driver leader of the government agents
attempting to foil his schemes before becoming distracted by a
disagreement with his officially-designated nemesis, Phineas and Ferb's
pet Perry the (Sentient Secret Agent) Platypus. The resulting
soap-operatic talk show face-off serendipitously results in the ray's
accidentally freezing a live Tyrannosaurus rex that had been rampaging
through the museum as a result of the kids' time-traveling
misadventures.
The stars of the show, ten-year-old stepbrothers Phineas and Ferb,
occasionally spend an entire episode engaging in unquestionably mad
scientific activities of their own, such as creating a device that
enables the user to phase through walls and other solid objects à la
Kitty Pryde of the X-Men ("Just Passing Through"); constructing an
elaborate homemade water park ride composed entirely of self-sustaining
interlocking waterspouts ("Buford Confidential"); and entertaining their
friends by putting their army of homegrown nanobots through a dazzling
series of transformations, including giant faucet, rowboat, giant
gingerbread man and, finally, a small fleet of one-kid cars, planes and
spaceships, which they eventually employ to foil the latest
Doofenshmirtz-related plot ("Norm Unleashed").
More typically, the stepbrothers function not so much as junior mad
scientists themselves as they do as build-it-in-your-own-back-yard
budding engineers whose mechanical expertise is usually needed to
translate other people's more grandiose conceptual designs into reality.
The beneficiaries of their technical assistance range from Dr.
Doofenshmirtz to Phineas and Ferb's brilliant but mechanically klutzy
classmate Baljeet, who morosely declares that he has no hope of
impressing his teacher and winning the science fair with his design for a
functional portal to Mars unless the far more practically adept Phineas
and Ferb assist him with its construction. Sure enough, with all three
boys working together, the portal not only provides an instructive view
of bulbous aliens attending a similar science fair on Mars, but, after
Doofenshmirtz accidentally short circuits it, teleports the wannabe evil
scientist all the way to the Red Planet.
Two adult female mad scientists have made guest appearances on Phineas and Ferb. In the episode "Oil on Candace,"
Dr. Gevaarlijk,
Doofenshmirtz's reluctant mentor and former instructor in Evil 101,
accepts Dr. D's invitation to come inspect his latest nefarious
accomplishments, only to be thoroughly unimpressed by the crumpled
debris testifying to her sad-sack student's numerous unsuccessful
schemes. In a last-ditch effort to do something right before his
disgusted professor returns to their mutual European homeland of
Drusselstein, Doofenshmirtz attempts to shoot down the moon -- which
both mad scientists agree has inspired far too many sappy song lyrics --
with his swivel-mounted laser cannon.
Unfortunately, the cannon only has enough energy for one shot. When
Doofenshmirtz predictably knocks it askew, accidentally shooting
downward to rupture a nearby dam instead, the dissatisfied Dr.
Gevaarlijk departs with her original disdain for her would-be disciple
reconfirmed.
The other female mad scientist, the vaguely
Judi Dench-like
Professor Poofenplotz,
first appeared on camera in the Isabella-centric episode "Isabella and
the Temple of Sap." Phineas and Ferb and Perry the Platypus, the usual
stars of each episode's A and B plots respectively, this time make only
fleeting appearances. Instead, the episode's main storyline follows
Isabella's jittery pet dog Pinky the Chihuahua (a member of the same
largely animal-staffed secret agency as Perry) as she investigates
Professor Poofenplotz, crossing paths with Isabella and the Fireside
Girls at an abandoned amusement park. Isabella & Co. are there to
retrieve a rare tree whose oil Isabella's crush Phineas requires to
construct his latest contraption. For her part, Poofenplotz is seeking
the last remaining cache of her favorite Stiff Beauty hairspray, whose
production has been discontinued due to the fact that besides herself,
the only people who had been purchasing it were professional clowns.
On paper, Professor Poofenplotz's stereotypically feminine
preoccupations with accessories (in the episode "Day of the Living
Gelatin," her offstage evil plot revolves around handbags) and physical
appearance make her sound eye-rollingly trivial and silly. However, her
stern, focused demeanor and noticeably higher levels of wholeheartedly
evil intent and general competence suggest that at least theoretically,
she is far more formidable and genuinely dangerous than the goofy
Doofenshmirtz. When Poofenplotz snarls, "I can't very well take over the
world until I'm drop-dead gorgeous," she at least appears to be
convincingly committed to both goals, albeit in a somewhat
narcissistically Snow White's stepmother-ish fashion. Doofenshmirtz, on
the other hand, often behaves as if he subconsciously regards his
dastardly plots as a mere excuse to play elaborate cat and mouse games
with his frenemy Perry the Platypus.
Poofenplotz's "Isabella and the Temple of Sap" quest for
industrial-strength hairspray ultimately fails as dismally as all of
Doofenshmirtz's ventures. However, in Poofenplotz's case, this seems
more the result of coincidentally happening to be in the wrong place at
the wrong time (the old amusement park structure filled with Stiff
Beauty hairspray collapses in on her as a side effect of Isabella and
friends' carefully aimed attempt to ricochet off a rickety old
rollercoaster to safety) than of messing up or misfiring her own
invention, as so often happens with Doofenshmirtz.
Each of these adult female mad scientists appears to be a far more
capable and credible threat than the ever-present Dr. Doofenshmirtz,
despite the fact that Poofenplotz seems to be equally unlucky. However,
the fact that Dr. Gevaarlijk and Professor Poofenplotz appear in only a
token handful of the over 170 episodes of the series aired so far
minimizes their impact and suggests that the incorporation of female mad
scientists into the Phineas and Ferb-verse was something of an
afterthought.
As it happens, both Dr. Gevaarlijk and Professor Poofenplotz were
introduced into the Phineas and Ferb continuity considerably earlier in
the series' four seasons to date than the relative scarcity of their
appearances might lead one to expect. According to the
Internet Movie Database,
"Oil on Candace," the episode introducing Dr. Gevaarlijk, was episode
34 of season one (originally aired October 17, 2008). Professor
Poofenplotz was first mentioned in episode 6 of season two ("Day of the
Living Gelatin," debut airdate February 28, 2009) and made her most
prominent on-screen appearance later the same season, in "Isabella and
the Temple of Sap" (season two, episode 19 -- the 55th episode aired so
far), which originally appeared on October 17, 2009. However, since then
she has made only a cameo viewscreen appearance in the background of
the closing musical number of season two's "Rollercoaster: The Musical,"
originally aired on January 29, 2011. (A female troll officiously
guarding the Bridge of Comprehension in the third season epic fantasy
spoof "Excaliferb," first shown on January 15, 2012, bears a suspicious
facial resemblance to Poofenplotz, but lacks her distinctive British
accent.) Gevaarlijk, on the other hand, has never appeared again at all
-- somewhat understandably, since she lives on a different continent.
Phineas and Ferb is a wittily-written and often
delightful show that was a pleasure to research for this article. I
found myself heartily agreeing with
Wired critic Matt Blum, who commented that he could stand to watch just about anything with his kids, "but I actually
look forward to watching
Phineas and Ferb
with them." Most of the series' female characters, especially Fireside
Girls leader Isabella Garcia-Shapiro and Dr. Doofenshmirtz's rebellious
(and non-science-minded) teenage daughter Vanessa, appear to be notably
brighter than the regular female cast members on
Dexter's Laboratory, not to mention most people of either sex on older, more lowest common denominator kid-targeted shows such as
The Jetsons,
The Flintstones, or even
Rocky and Bullwinkle
(in which only one of the protagonists was permitted to be smart and
all the other characters were either comically obtuse or downright
dumb). Even Phineas and Ferb's control-freak sister, Candace, whose
obsession with putting a stop to the boys' mindbogglingly precocious
high-tech activities by "busting" them to their mom positions her as a
far less successful equivalent of Dee Dee in her
Dexter's Laboratory
role as obstructor of her brother's experiments, is a far more complex
and sympathetic character than the comparatively one-note nuisance Dee
Dee.
The introduction of Dr. Gevaarlijk and Professor Poofenplotz in
Phineas and Ferb's
first and second seasons, respectively, is proof of the producers'
praiseworthy efforts to incorporate more scientifically impressive
strong female characters -- in the genuine, not the satirical
Kate Beaton-esque
sense -- into the series not long after its official 2007/2008 debut.
However, the fact that many of the central concepts of the show had
presumably already been formulated and developed as long ago as the less
gender diversity-conscious early to mid-1990s, during the sixteen years
when creators Povenmire and Marsh kept unsuccessfully submitting the
series to various networks, appears to have subconsciously affected the
producers' ideas about which types of characters would be most central
to the mad scientific aspects of a typical
Phineas and Ferb
plot. As a result, when it comes to mad science, the girls and women in
the cast tend to be relegated to the roles of admiring and reasonably
scientifically literate occasional helpmeet (Isabella) or memorable but
rarely seen guest star (Dr. Gevaarlijk and Professor Poofenplotz).